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De ce se grăbeşte un şofer
Politia rutiera opreste un conducător auto care depăşise viteza regulamentară.
– De ce va grabeaţi aşa? – întreabă poliţistul.
– Domnule poliţist, vă rog să nu ma amendaţi, mă grabesc s-o duc pe soacra-mea la gară.
– Eu înţeleg că o soacra trebuie dusă cât mai repede şi cât mai departe, dar amenda tot trebuie s-o plătiti, să ştiţi!
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