Un profesor distrat se uită la ceas și își dă seama că a întârziat la seminarul pe care trebuia să-l ţină. Profesul sare într-un taxi şi îi strigă şoferului:
– Grăbeşte-te, grăbeşte-te! Cu viteză maximă, te rog! Hai, hai, că ne grăbim!
În timp ce taxiul rulează cu o viteză nebună pe şosea, el își dat seama că nu i-a spus şoferului în ce direcţie să o ia. De aceea, îi strigă acestuia:
– Dar dumneata știi în ce direcţie te îndrepţi?
– Nu, domnule, dar să știți că merg cu viteză maximă!
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