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– Bună ziua! Aveti un anunț la mica publicitate: „Vând mașina, Porsche 911 din 2018.” Mai este valabil?
–Da, mai este.
– Dar în anunț nu scrie prețul. Deci cât costă mașina?
– Domnule, o vând cu 15 euro.
– Doar atât? Dar de ce? E lovită? Are mulți kilometri?
– Nu, domnule! E ca nouă! Nu a fost implicată în vreun accident și are doar 50.000 de kilometri.
– Atunci de ce o dați atât de ieftin?
– Soțul meu, potrivit testamentului, a lăsat banii rezultați din vânzarea mașinii, pentru amanta lui.
Bancul zilei – Pe Transfăgărășan urca o mașină în marșarier
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