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Polițistul de la circulație vede un șofer mergând în zigzag și îl trage pe dreapta. Omul legii îi spune șoferului:
– Având în vedere starea în care vă aflați, cel mai bine ar fi să luați mâinile de pe volan!
Șoferul îl privește mirat și îl întreabă:
– Ce? După ce că am băut atât și abia mai văd pe unde merg, să mai conduc și fără mâini?!
Bancul zilei – Donald Trump se întâlnește cu regina Angliei
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