Cancan.ro
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Pisica mea a băut benzină
O femeie sună disperată la medicul veterinar:
– Domnule doctor, pisica mea a băut vreo 50 ml de benzină. Apoi s-a învârtit ca nebuna prin casă vreo trei ore, iar acum stă pe canapea şi nu se mai mişcă deloc. Ce credeţi că s-a întâmplat?
Stă medicul şi se gândeşte, apoi răspunde calm:
– O fi rămas fără benzină?
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