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Din cauza manevrelor bruşte, m-am dat peste cap de vreo 15 ori
O blondă supravieţuieşte unui accident cumplit, petrecut pe o autostradă. Iese cu chiu cu vai din grămada de fiare contorsionate şi declară poliţistului:
– Mergeam liniştită când, deodată, în faţa mea apare un brad. Cotesc stânga, acolo un alt brad, cotesc dreapta, ce credeţi? Încă un brad! Din cauza manevrelor bruşte, m-am dat peste cap de vreo 15 ori.
– Stimată doamnă, suntem pe autostradă şi nu este niciun copac pe o distanţă de câteva zeci de km. Ceea ce aţi văzut dumneavoastră este odorizantul…
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