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Un șofer sună la Poliție și îi spune operatorului:
– Bună ziua! Am călcat un curcan pe DN 70. Ce fac?
Operatorul, convins că omul se ține de glume, îi răspunde tot cu o glumă:
– Jumuliți-l și băgați-l la cuptor la 180 de grade. După două ore, îl serviți cald întregii familii.
Șoferul ascultă mirat, dar nu protestează. Însă mai are o dilemă:
– Bine, bine, dar cu motocicleta lui cu girofar ce să fac?
Bancul zilei – Pe Transfăgărășan urca o mașină în marșarier
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